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Personal Quote: Truth is more than love
So... I'm doing the AP art portfolio... and my oh-so-brilliant art teacher had us put our work up on the walls so she keep count of how much of our portfolio we had left to do.


I officially hate humanity.

I mean, two of them aren't all that good, but the third was amazing,  breakthrough for me in how I use markers.

When I found out (they had been up there for weeks so it was difficult to tell when they went missing, especially when you have twenty or so pieces to keep track of) I was so BLOODY ANGRY. I spent the rest of the day basically having a tantrum, which I can't remember doing since I was a toddler. Seriously. I wanted to scream and throw furniture. I couldn't even punch any walls because, what if I broke a hand? I still need both in order to type and finish out the school year, and I definitely needed the right one so I could finish the goddamned portfolio.

The most irritating thing was my art teacher going on, saying, "I know it's a loss... and I know it hurts, but you need to finish your portfolio. At least... people took interest in your work." I SWEAR I WAS THIS CLOSE FROM PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE.

I went around muttering that if I ever found out who did it I would punch them and knock their teeth out and keep their teeth (though, realistically I suppose, I would have to use a baseball bat or pliers or something). I also said things like ripping out their testicles, pan frying them and shoving them down their throat, the little ingrates. To this of course, my friends said, what if it's a woman?

To which I responded that ovaries would fry just as well.
  • Mood: Hostile
  • Listening to: It's hurting for the first time- Wolfsheim
  • Eating: ovaries

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girz94 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Alice its me golda! I hadnt checked your gallety allthe way through before asking if it was you or not.
FreakxOfxNature Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the favourite :)
joeyv7 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
:iconpoppy3plz: Thanks for faving.:iconflowerheartplz:
RedTweny Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
THX for having spent some your minutes in my gallery and for the favs...very appreciated !
DanNeamu Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
thank you so much for the faves
Mad42Sam Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013   Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav )
CarryPhoenix Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday!
LaJolly Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav, :D
Charlotte-P-Utton Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Thanks for adding my work to your favourites!
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